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theperksofidgaf:

in other news, i have the best shot glass

theperksofidgaf:

in other news, i have the best shot glass

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@4 days ago with 307 notes

"I could spend every early morning watching the sun rise, drinking wine, eating bacon and smoking cigars, as long as it were with you"

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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

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clonesbians:

Bette Porter - The Cursing Goddess (Part 2)
[Part 1]

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

image

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@6 days ago with 332743 notes

beyoncegifs:

Amber Rose on Beyoncé: She’s Always So Sweet to Me (x)

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@4 days ago with 8832 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

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@6 days ago with 5917 notes

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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@6 days ago with 396984 notes

"We’re Of Mice & Men and we just won Best Breakthrough Artist Award."

"We’re Of Mice & Men and we just won Best Breakthrough Artist Award."

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